The local fishermen driving to the pier don’t use their lights at 0515.
Just because you give a dog treats one day, doesn’t mean that dog won’t try to chase and bite you the next.
There’s a reason why they call it cactus fruit. Note to self don’t use your t-shirt next time to grip them.
Some plants and trees in Italy are straight out of a Dr. Seuss book.
The man that I thought was fishing off the rocks for the last month is actually a metal post.
Crosswalks are only for cars to have better targets.
The market and bakery will only be opened when the owners feel the need to not be on vacation. They might be open one day, but then closed for three straight days. There is no rhyme or reason to the schedule.
Siesta time is from 2-5pm. You are expected to be quiet so your neighbors can sleep.
From 8pm to well past 11pm those same neighbors will yell, scream, and just do loud things. The screaming, drum playing, and music will stop after you fall asleep.
The Mozzarella cheese here is missing one important ingredient, salt.